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| When did Daleks get their own loos? |
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| You could easily substitute "On a PC Help Desk" |
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| And I am...............? |
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1. "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch after you wear them a while."
2. "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."
3. "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? Because that's the speed of the bullet that'll be chasing you."
4. "You don't know how fast you were going? I guess that means I can write anything I want to on the ticket, huh?"
5. "Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I'm the shift supervisor?"
6. "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?"
7. "Just how big were those 'two beers' you say you had?"
8. "No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to, but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we can."
9. "I'm glad to hear that the Chief (of Police) is a personal friend of yours. So you know someone who can post your bail."
AND THE WINNER IS....
10. "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're right, we don't. Sign here."
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| Do it all the time |
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And finally for now...
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