Sunday 21 August 2011

August 2011 - We seem to be going wrong somewhere



We recently paid a visit to our Goddaughters in Northwich and the younger of the two proudly showed off some of her schoolbooks. They revealed that she is buidling up a good level of general knowledge, is good at arithmetic, and her writing is good for a primary school child. She attends Comberbach Primary School in Cheshire.

Like all children she spells words phonetically and obviously some of them were not spelled correctly. What surprised me is that her teacher does not point out all her spelling mistakes as "it is not good for the child to have her spelling mistakes pointed out". Judging by the level of spelling observed elsewhere this would seem to be quite a common trait. Are kids so fragile these days that they are going to be marked for life if their mistakes are pointed out? If so I wonder why all us wrinklies are not wandering the world with twisted personalities because we had "spelling books" in which we wrote out the correct spelling of words we had previously spelled incorrectly.

The second thing which annoyed me in her school work was an exercise they called "Symmetry". In this exercise various shapes are displayed and the student has to indicate lines of symmetry. Part of this involved World Flags and lines were drawn on the flags to indicate where they were symmetrical. For example most vertical tricolours have one horizontal line of symmetry. Horizontal tricolours have one vertical line of symmetry.

Incredibly the teacher of these young people had told them (and drawn on their flags) that the flag of the United Kingdom has both a vertical and horizontal line of symmetry. I was taught by my primary school teacher the correct orientation of the Union Flag when I was 10 years old and it has stuck with me ever since. Our flag does not have reflection symmetry, due to the slight pinwheeling of St Patrick's cross, which is technically called the counterchange of saltires.

It annoys me intensely when I see a Union Flag hung upside down and have pointed it out on many an occasion, even once getting the manager of the Holiday Inn in Istanbul to lower and re-hang our flag when he had it inverted. Nobody would dream of hanging the USA Flag or that of Canada or Australia upside down (unless you were at sea and in distress) so why can't our young people be taught this simple item of loyalty and education. The most chauvinist and jingoistic feast of the year, the Last Night of the Proms, features patriots of all nations waving their flags but embarrassingly it is only ever the Brits who wave their flags upside down.

To fly the flag the correct way up, the broad portion of the white cross of St Andrew should be above the red band of St Patrick (and the thin white portion below) in the upper hoist canton (the corner at the top nearest to the flag-pole), giving the Scottish symbol precedence over the Irish symbol.



Rant over!!

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August 2011 - We meet the new relations.

Since last October there have been some new arrivals in our extended family and we met them all on the same day.


Grace
Grace came along in October 2010. She was born to Victoria and Gary. Victoria is my sister Helen's daughter. Sadly Helen died in 2004.


Alfred and Lee
Alfred made his arrival shortly afterwards in November and he is the son of Rowan and Lee. Lee is Kathie's brother David's son.



Eve and Jenni
Latest to join the clan is Eve who was born in August 2011 and is the daughter of Jenni and Tom. Jenni is Kathie's brother Paul's daughter.

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August 2011 - Pippa and Mike



The great day dawned (raining, but then it is August in England) and Pippa and Mike took the great step and were wed.




































The wedding went extremely well and afterwards we retired to the church hall next door to Mike's house for a "Cake and Cava" reception.

We hope that the new Mr and Mrs Christie will be as happy as we have been. Please check back in about 40 years!

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July 2011 - A Great English Summer



We have arrived to the much-complained-about English summer. Why on earth would anyone complain about constant rainfall? Since we arrived at the beginning of July we have not had two fine days together. Still, everywhere is deliciously green, the flowers are in full bloom, and we are going back to Spain soon for a nice warm winter!

Our nearest town here is Settle, famous in the phrase "Settle to Carlisle railway". It is a very nice market town on the edge of the Yorkshire Dales and since the bypass was built (A65) some years ago you can walk around without fear for your life. The railway was threatened with closure because of the cost of upkeep but after many a protest it remains open and is used by both normal commercial rail and for vacation steam-rail trips. It is described as the most scenic railway in England and one of its most famous features is the Ribbleshead Viaduct.


We are very close to the River Ribble which meanders through some of the nicest countryside in England. Lots of our chosen routes through the country lanes have us crossing the river on some quite old bridges. It is said that Queen Elizabeth would live in the Ribble Valley given the choice.




The area has lots of nice country pubs and even though we are not great drinkers we do enjoy pub lunches and have sampled a few. Some are expensive and some are reasonable but we have not yet found one which we would not return to.

The Brown Cow, Chatburn
The Boar's Head, Long Preston

The Moorcock, Blacko

Pendle Hill is another famous landmark close by and reminds me of Ayers Rock or Devils Tower as it can be seen from many different angles as we drive about and with its lack of vegetation it looks quite sinister. It has a quite unjustified reputation as the Witch centre of the the North. Nearly every shop or pub in the area has some kind of display of witches and bats and there are some shops selling nothing but occult materials for the tourist. Even the Express bus which runs through the area is called the "Witch Way" bus. The truth is that several people in the area were accused of being witches, one after a peddler had a stroke following a confrontation with one of the old women. Accusations and counter accusations resulted in 10 women being found guilty and hanged in Lancaster. This was in 1612 but the legend continues. As recently as 1998 a petition was made to the Home Secretary to have the witches pardoned but this was refused and it was decided that their convictions should stand.


About fifteen miles away lies Bolton Abbey, one of the abbeys dissolved by Henry VIII in 1539 who was anxious to remove their power (and gold and lead and other riches) so as to retain it all for himself. Unusually, part of the once large abbey remains intact and is kept as a very nice church. Like many English churches, there is a board on the wall naming the priors and priests all the way back to its original building in 1154 The whole of the area of the abbey estate is huge (30,000 acres) and stretches over several miles along the River Wharfe. Close by the church is a bridge and the famous stepping stones. The river is not very deep, maybe about 4 feet in the middle, but it is still quite nerve racking to cross by the stepping stones as they are a good pace apart, but alarmingly not an even pace. They are obviously over 4 feet high like pillars fixed to the bed of the river, and the brownish water rushes past beneath you. There is no truth in the report that I fell in the river whilst attempting to cross, but I did overbalance right at the end and stepped into about 6 inches of water.






We had a worrying time with Tim, one of our Yorkies, who became very ill but a local vet gave us an immediate appointment, examined him, kept him in on a drip for two days, kept us fully informed by telephone twice a day, and handed him back weak but very much on the mend. We can't thank them enough. The practice is Dale Head Veterinary Group and we found the staff and vets very friendly and helpful.



We have been so busy on this first trip to our new holiday home that we have not had many days out but will be better prepared next time and fully intend to do much more exploring.


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